this was forwarded to me and i thought it was hilarious!



NAVAJO RESERVATION DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:

First Name:___________________________ Last Name(check one):
( ) Atcitty ( ) Begay ( )Begaye ( ) Benally ( ) Nez ( ) Yazzie

Age:____(if unsure, please guess)

Sex:____M____F____OTHER

Shoe Size:______Left______Right Tribal Clothing Jacket Size:________

Occupation:
( )Spring Sheepherder ( )Summer Sheepherder ( )Fall Sheepherder
( )Winter Sheepherder ( )Unemployed ( )Dirty politician ( ) Slut ( ) Man _hore

Spouse's Name:________________ 2nd Spouse's Name:______________
3rd Spouse's Name:_____________ 4th Spouse's Name:_____________

Relationship with spouse:
( )Best friend's wife ( )Best friend's sister ( )Don't remember
( )It just happened ( )Which one.... Lover's Name:___________ 2nd Lover's Name:___________

Number of children living in household:_____ Number of children living in shed:________ Number of children living with their mothers:________ Number of children that are yours:_________

Mother's Name:________ Father's Name:_________ (if not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1st; 2nd; 3rd; 4th (Circle highest grade completed) Do you ( )own or ( )rent your mobile home?

(Check the appropriate box below) ___Total number of vehicles you own ___Number of vehicles that still crank ___Number of vehicles in front yard ___Number of vehicles in back yard ___Number of vehicles on cement blocks ___Number of vehicles with a water tank

Firearms you own and where you keep them: ___truck ___bedroom ___outhouse ___kitchen ___shed

Model and year of your pick-up:___________ 194__ Do you have a gun rack?
( )Yes ( ) No If no, please explain on separate page:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
( ) Navajo Times ( ) Gallup Independent ( ) Navajo/Hopi Observer
( ) Beautiful Buckle Bunnies ( ) INFR ( ) Squaw Dance Times

Number of times you've seen a Navajo Nation president? _____ Number of times you've seen a NN president with a woman? _____ Number of times you've seen a NN president with numerous women? _____

How often do you bathe: (if no running water,you may still respond)
( )weekly ( )Monthly ( )Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
( )Yellow ( )Brownish-yellow ( )Brown ( )Black ( )Not Applicable

Brand of alcohol you prefer: ( )T-Bird ( )G-D ( )40 oz. ( )Ocean

How far is your home from a paved road?
( )100 miles ( )200 miles ( )don't know

How many dogs do you own? ( )1-3 ( )4-8 ( ) 9-12 ( ) can't count higher than that

Average number of trips to Gallup in one month_________

Do you go to the Shalamar while visiting Gallup? ( )Yes ( ) No If no, please explain on separate sheet

Number of passengers you carry in the back of your pick-up
( )1-2 ( ) 3-4 ( )Traveling to Navajo Nation Fair (unlimited)

Can you read and speak good English ( )yes ( ) no ( )broken

Do you drink and drive after each Chapter house meeting?
( ) once in a while ( ) sometimes ( )everytime

Is your vehicle parked at a side-of-the-road jewelry stand?
( ) yes ( ) no ( ) I don't know how to make jewelry (provide CIB)

Do you listen to Vincent Craig while traveling? ( ) yes ( ) no Are you just somehow? ( ) yes ( ) no ( ) sometimes ( ) all the time

Please provide current photo from NNPD and current Gathering of Nations bumper sticker for proper registration and $10.00 or two sheeps for two year licenses.